Thursday, April 27, 2006

Sometimes you wanna start higher, and sometimes you gotta start low

Deadspin's got an article here about Mike Nugent figurines and paintings on sale at a mall in Dayton. They, along with other people, seem to find our love of the kicking game a little weird. Two thoughts:

1. You gotta understand the phenomenon that was Nugent, and to a lesser extent Josh Huston after him. For the past four years, our kicking game has been fantastic. Imagine a world where almost every kickoff goes at least five yards into the endzone. A world where a missed field goal is a huge surprise, where you expect the kicker to make the 45-yard game winner. Basically, we're talking a world Hayden Epstein and Xavier Beitia will never know. This is what we've had as Buckeye fans. And when you end up in a lot of close games, as the Buckeyes have during most of the Tressel years, having a great, clutch kicker is invaluable. Plus, having a kicker with built-in theme music (Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold") and a cheer that confuses play-by-play guys ("Nuuuuuuuge") is a lot of fun. So yeah, we have a lot of love for the kicking game.

2. Where can I get one of those Nugent figurines? That'd be fantastic. I'd set in on top of my desk and seek advice from it.

Me: "Nugent figurine, I have a quiz tomorrow morning, but everyone's going out to the bar. What should I do?"

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting: "You must follow your heart, my son."

Me: "Thanks, Nugent figurine! To the bar!"

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:12 PM

    I really want one of these, where can I can I get one?

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  2. "Imagine a world where almost every kickoff goes at least five yards into the endzone. A world where a missed field goal is a huge surprise, where you expect the kicker to make the 45-yard game winner."

    Try a 55-yard winner (Marshall, '04). Never a doubt in my mind. I mean ... he's the Nuge!

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  3. Well, the guy from Deadspin said he saw them in Dayton, so that's a start. If they don't sell them somewhere in Columbus, though, I'll be shocked. This city has everything Ohio State.

    And as for Nuge and his 55-yarder, I gotta admit I was a little worried. If that was any other kicker, I'd have thought Tressel was crazy. But I thought, "You know, Nugent can do this." And he did, and there was much rejoicing.

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  4. Anonymous11:45 AM

    Who is going to be our place kicker this year?

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  5. Right now it's between Ryan Pretorious and Aaron Pettrey. Pretorious is a redshirt sophmore, a 26 year old former professional rugby player from South Africa. He's considered the more accurate kicker that's probably better able to handle the pressure.

    Pettrey's a redshirt freshman that's been hanging around a few years waiting for a scholarship. He's the one that hit a game-winning 59-yarder in the kick scrimmage, and who hit one from like 65 yards warming up for the Spring Game. So he's got a big leg.

    Right now, I'd say Pettrey handles kickoffs and long field goals, and Pretorious handles the rest. The coaches haven't said much about it, though.

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