More boredom in blogdom

As I mentioned below, there's not a lot happening in college football right now. The usual result of the boredom brought on by this dead period is arguments about something stupid, like stripes on jerseys, and comparisons of teams/coaches/players to songs/movies/cartoon characters. It's nothing new, but it's entertaining enough for all involved.

Apparently, Every Day Should Be Saturday wasn't satisfied with the usual topics. Orson instead brings us a harrowing, dramatic tale of a secret agent showdown with Beano Cook:

It’s a little-known fact that, when his responsibilities allow him time, Beano Cook spends every spare moment of his day attempting to assassinate us.

It gets weirder, and better, from there. Check it out.